The Month of June
When this book is extinct -- who do you think is gunna read it?! -anne
Mike, you're a man of sloppy integrity. -kayla
I've girl-talked many times. -mike
Is he wearing a yamaka? Oh... no... that's headphones. -bethany
Dino's my favorite vitamin. -zack
Sometimes our dreams are unreachable. -kim "the optimist" bicker
When I saw you were in a relationship, my heart grew wings and flew out of my body and sat next to my dad on the couch and watched American Idol. -erin
The Holy Spirit is telling me you're of the devil and covered in mucus. -erin
Beth is good at looking at the block of cheese and finding where the swiss is. -nick
Jason Mraz and Colbie Callait sat down over two large lattes and said, "Alright, we need to make the next Cha Cha Slide. -nick
Is this chicken or is this fish that I'm eating? One of the great questions of our time. -nick
What came first, the grapevine or the grapevine. -bethany/nick/zack
(walking out of a gas station bathroom) Who has TIME to carve their name in a sink? -zack
Bethany: Why is Google evil?
Nick: They're going to steal our genes and clone us all.
All road signs means nothing but something else to us. -zack
Nick: You'll drink tea and eat biscuits...
Bethany: I'm not going to England, I'm going to New Jersey!
Nick: You'll drink coffee and eat cigarettes.
That's what I'm saying! Trained midget burglars! -nick
Zack: I have no sleeping utensils.
Nick: WHERE is my giant fork to snuggle with at night?
When is April Fools? Isn't it like... the 2nd? -matt
The Month of July
Urine tastes good. -nick
Oh, fabian. -shelty
Sometimes you gotta be dumb to be good. Words to live by. -mike
(Mike struggles to put a towel around himself at a beach. A woman right behind him speaks to her toddler son, who is also trying to put on a towel:) "You don't know how to wrap yourself??"
I never thought I'd feel so fondly for someone who constantly had one hand down his pants. -Karen Conner
I would stop for kids or humans. -Mike, driving
Rachel: Speed up!
Mike: I'm goin' five over!
Mike (listing things that come in fives): Five days in a week!!
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