summer 2010

Dear God, I pray for candy... from God. Amen. -Skylar, age 4

I'm the Step Mother, and when I go to the ball, you have to cry. -Marisell, age 4

Can you hand me my bushes? -Spencer, referring to his glasses

Bush? Like Albert Bush? I mean, George Bush? -Shelty

"Bentie. You're a harp. You wanna know why, Bentie? Bentie, it's because when people first see you, they're like 'What the heck is that? How do you even play it??' But then after they get to know you, and learn how you work, you make the most beautiful, unique music. ... See, Bentie? You're a harp!" -Shelty

Is anybody gunna eat this guacamole? -Shelty, talking about wasabi

(Matt is trying to figure out what music genre I represent in a game called Psychiatrist:)

Matt: What kind of music icon would represent you?

Bethany: Wolfgang Amadaes Mozart.

Matt: ... I don't know... who WOLFGANG is!

Bethany: Why were you in a dumpster?

Nick: Why wouldn't I be in a dumpster?

Hair. The new bald. -Nick/Beth

I would be an alien before I would be white. -Nick

The time died. I mean, the electricity. -Shelty

Matt, two branches is more than one. -Shelty

A love septagon is like 3 love triangles. That's why it's the worst. -Matt

I'm either blinded by the sun or blinded by the blinders. Either way, I'm blind. -Shelty

My arms hurt when I don't have chocolate. Is that bad? -Shelty

And I woke up all anxious because Chelsea was married and there was a prostitution ring in my dorm! -Bethany

Brittany: I have been developing a mild peanut allergy.

Nick: Those have peanuts in them.

Brittany: Mah - I'll be fine.

Remember that time two different Brittanys were battling for her face? -Nick

You know what my least favorite medical condition is? Pregnancy. -Steph or Becca, Haiti

The DMV has NOTHING on Haitian hospitals. -Amy, Haiti

My wrists feel woozy... like floaty. If I had to play operation right now... I couldn't. -Fan, Haiti

You know it's hot when your gum starts acting like it's already been chewed... when it's still in the box. -Brian, Haiti

You are SO first world. -Katie to Becca, Haiti

Excuse me, Jodie Foster, don't leave your passport on the bed. -Katie, Haiti

Becca: If they don't like the way the election's going, they'll riot and we'll never get home!

Jeannine: Not RIOT. Protest.

Becca: Have you seen a Haitian protest? It's probably a riot.

If you had three ears, I doubt you'd gage all three. -Steph, Haiti

Jean. Jean! That girl has a machete in her pocket. -Hilary, Haiti