July 2022 - Present

July 2022

I’ve realized that I’m radically sober. Other people at their highest can’t keep up with my soberness. -Nick

Oh, I get it. They look like they’re going to the nicest church inside of a Lowes. -Nick

I need to put these shoes back on. I’m sittin’ in my own feet. -Matt

We could all comfortably eat a meal at this stump. -Nathan

Guys, I know you don’t need a play by play of what’s coming out of my nose, but… -Kelly

Scott the garbage man pitcher. Dishin’ out —— every time. -Matt

When I take you places in my car, I’m going to lock the doors so you can’t have coffee. -Joah, age 11

It’s called The Maze Runner: The Death Cure. There’s way more death than cure, but that’s okay. -Jessa

The waters exceptionally cold. Except when you get some warm foam…. Whale pee…. -Matt

Bethany: Kelly! You don’t have a change of clothes! Kelly: Yeah… it got away from me.

I thought about going to the wrong school… just to start a problem, you know? Matt Black showing up to the elementary school field for a game of wiffle ball 

Matt: I like dem cheeks!!!! Kelly: No. Matt: BEEF CHEEKS!!! Kelly: No.

(Pointing to a quesadilla) This bad boy’s goin’ DOWN. -Joah

You know what they say… I can’t think of a way to rhyme COVID with Matt. -Matt Black

(About the clueless guy standing in front of our picture) He’s clearly a republican. -Spencer 

He had, like, porky the pig suspenders… like, off brand porky the pig suspenders. Like, what the hell are you doing? -Spencer

I think being vegetarian gives you, like, a sixth sense… -Matt Black

He’s like a little tank. -Matt, talking about Eric Haas

Matts don’t murder Matts. It’s something you’re born with. -Matt Black

I just try to listen to Fox News… not so I can believe it… but mostly to just… fuel my anger. -Random old lady on the redwood grove trail at Henry Cowell State Park

They’re a whole county fair in one bite… all the pigs… and showmanship… -Matt, about a delicious fried Chinese pastry

They tackled relevant social issues, like racism… and cow milking… -Scott about little house on the prairie

Give her some bread to soak up the poison I just gave her -Nick (about Penny the dog)

You’re a Californian and you’re just doing Hoosier drag. -Nick to Bethany

Eli: What was your inspiration for tonight’s meal? Nick: Yeah, what was the flavor profile? Brittany: Leftovers?

There’s something evil inside of me. Something evil is afoot. An evil foot. -Nick

There’s nothing I love more than being a coastal elite. Especially a bi-coastal elite. (Wink) -Nick

I am a poop traditionalist in that I want my poop to stay in my body. -Nick (pretending to be a midwesterner)

He’s the glue that sticks us all inside. -Brittany (about Spencer)

I want a Siamese with a lazy eye or one that looks like it got smashed by a truck. -Nick talking about what cat he wants

If I have to move to Indiana, I’m going to have to dump Josh. I don’t wanna get hate crimed at Kohls. -Nick

Lesbians love to organize… they loooove a parade. -Nick

(After settling a dispute between the boys in the backyard) Person 1: Carry on my wayward sons… they’ll be peace when you are done… Person 2: That kind of works! Person 1: Lay your weary heads to rest… Person 2: May you cry no more! Totally works!

Are we in a sketchy area? Is my globe okay? -Kelly

I was vibratin’ on that one… that guy drivin’ by. -Kelly, mildly inebriated in the back of the truck with a large plate of glass on her lap

August 2022

God’s inconsistent with decorating with the weather and I can’t handle that. -Emma Albert

If you guys were my kindergarten class, you would be quiet right now! -Jill

I don’t mind jumping off a cliff if I know what the cliff is!!! -Ronda

The copy machine cut off part of my sticker so that instead of it saying “AIM HIGH”, it says “IM HIGH”… do I need to redo the copies?? -Joy

This one time, I was mindin’ my own business on a slip n’ slide… -LillyAnn

We found his walkie talkie there! -LillyAnn about Benjamin Franklin in Wabash

(As a baby is shrieking while he’s trying to baptize her) I know this dying to yourself stuff is for the birds. -Ethan Linder

Does this smell like an open mind? Is this what a thousand wishes smells like? -Katie Jo at bath and body works

Bethany: Successful voodoo is Jesus’ voodoo. Deven: Redeem that voodoo for Jesus.

I don’t know that I’ve ever given someone a piggy back ride prior to knowing their name -Nathan

We’re very well acquainted because we’re on the mat all the time trying to choke the life out of each other. -Noah about his girlfriend

Bro, talk me through your leg. -Nathan pretending to ask a man about his leg tattoo

You are my sugar daddy… my fair sugar daddy…  -Kelly to Nathan 

She and I are going to meet about it. She just doesn’t know it yet. -Betsy

May you work and wash and pray. -Kim Gegner

Jon: What is the consequence if we don’t do it? Deven: face the wrath of my fists of fury.

Don’t be a sicko…. (Pause)… (aside) I’m very therapeutic. -Kelly

Sacrifices were made. -Kelly

Mistakes were made. -Kelly

We are not allowed to sing the birthday song as if we’re sad. It makes me bananas. -Ronda

Levi: Well, math is healthy for us. Paul: No, healthy is just things you eat.

Why would the pink panther be purple? John B.

No person is satan and no person is Jesus. … well, one person is Jesus. But I dropped that off the slogan. -Lindsey 

Teresa plays something akin to upbeat polka music. Jessa: What is this music? Beth: We’re going to play it at your wedding! This is what you walk down the aisle to! Teresa: Yeah! Jessa: I know who won’t be helping plan my wedding.

(She’s not a first born. She’s just blessed on the side.) -Deven

“Can I get a drink from the lost and fountain?” Charles

I don’t give a WHOLE FOODS about your toothbrush. -Matt riffing on Kelly’s comment to the kids

Tomorrow’s not the weekend, so I need my beauty rest… my inner beauty. -Kelly

Nathan: How much is a world? Ronda: More than you could eat in an evening.

I have four miles before I speak. -Ronda

If I ever Donald Trump anything, please shoot me. -Nathan

Bethany: I recited Treebeard’s song for my speech in 8th grade. Kelly: No wonder you didn’t have any friends.

I was poppin’ the bennies today. -Matt (Benadryl)

Person 1: I’m not ready yet. Person 2: We’re reviewing our favorite things. Person 3: That’s fine. Mine is silence. I’ll wait.

Andrew: It’s weird being Mr. Mom during the day. Emma: It’s weird not being Mrs. Mom. Andrew: It’s… just mom. 

Graham, come up here and hang out with me. He’s going to stand here with me because he’s trespassed against me. -Jon in assembly

This air freshener makes my room smell like a vodka tonic and it’s a problem. -Bethany 

I put all my enthusiasm in my arms. -Bizzy

Lucy: Who are the four people who invaded Egypt again? Nathan: No, no. Foreign invaders.

“Hey Jackson, do you like Mrs. Guerin as a teacher?” “Yeah, wish I had her before.”

September 2022

We will wait for Mr. Brockus to get out of his self imposed hangman’s noose. -Jon in assembly

I don’t know what God’s been cookin’, but he needsta TURN IT DOWN! -Malaki (squinting in the sun)

I pity anything under my care. -Katy

Beth: Families that pickle together… Jaena: Stickle together. 

Erick… went to a… booty call wedding. Nobody had his body. -Matt, summarizing a story Kyla told 

Erick: There’s Chris Tomlin. The original church Chad. Kyla: Now he’s church dad. Erick: Church dad FO SHO! Who wouldn’t want Chris Tomlin to be their dad? They could go to Passion every year for free.

Erick: People were crying! (About his wedding tacos) Beth: Erick, I don’t think anybody cried… Erick: … I cried!

Rachel: (about her shoes) they’re coming off. Matt: That’s why I wore flats to start. Rachel: To start? Then you’ll work your way up?

I enjoy pregnant pauses… I’m not pregnant. -Kayla at Anne’s wedding

I’m Blake’s grandma………. And I’ve had a few beers…. God bless. -Blake’s grandma at open mic

I won’t run into the ground… how selfless and helpful you both are… and blah blah blah… -Luke  to Anne and Blake

I recognize that blonde lady who got up… she was at Indiana Wesleyan with you. -Anne’s wedding photographer about Bethany

If you want to observe an ant, all you have to do is go to the cafeteria. -Jon 

Clothes are hard. Adam and Eve. (Punches hand) Why did they sin? -Sarah

So I have a pillow on one side and Ethan on the other so that if a robber comes to stab me, he will either stab the pillow… or Ethan! -Sarah

Matt: You’re the captain! Sarah: No, I’m not! The ship is sinking!

Not real rum. Story rum. -Bizzy

You come in here and you feel stufficated. -Rosemary

It felt familiar, but fresh. -Kelly about The Rings of Power

C’mon, Iraq, get it together! -Kelly (about a spam email)

You were just unsafetyfied by your safety glasses. Jessa

I do have vitamin D. It’s called vitamin darkness. -Jessa

I couldn’t have barbies because my mom didn’t want to set a unrealistic feminine expectation. My mom gave me strawberry shortcake instead. My dolls smelled like food. Where did that get us? -Deven

I’m watching a show called See. It should be called Whisper. I can’t hear it. -Matt

Let me tell you all you people booing. You suck. Notre Dame isn’t even ranked. -speaker guy

Harry Styles looks like he uses too much heroin. -Kelly

I’ve always been a stick in the mud. -Matt

Don’t be cheekin’ those medications. -Matt

So they will just die of dehydration and I won’t feel bad about it. -Nathan

Anytime there’s a cleanup job, I wish I had an Indiana Jones whip. -Nathan

Just stir with your left hand, Ben. It’ll be fine. -Ronda

That was the most ninja thing I’ve ever done. I hit a bee with a knife! -Kelly

As you can tell, I’m a jelly person. -Matt

“I’m afraid they will think that we worship Satan” -Bethany

Matt: They do that for semis. Nathan: well, I am not a semi. And it is stupid. 

If you buy these shoes… THEY PLANT a tree!! -Kelly 

Guys- let me teach you how to be poor! C’mon!!! -LillyAnn

If we’re going to be out here for 45 minutes, we might as well a conversation. But sometimes they get frustrated and it goes south. -Chris (soccer)

I don’t like work hard play hard. I like work medium play medium. -Matt 

“Did I eat something with parasites that are going to my brain and to my stomach and killing me?” -Kel

“If an astronaut goes to explore a planet and dies, has that planet experienced death before life?” -Sam 

That’s where the blood was coming from. Me! -Matt

You guys can just call me Princess. -Sarah Linder

Or old yeller. I loooove how that guy eats bacon. He’s, like, lickin his lips. It’s very appealing! -Sarah Linder

That puts a little bit of a hitch in the giddy up. -Jon 

As Katie Jo “The Hammer” Brown put it: no grace. -Jon 

Don’t throw waffles. -Bethany to Kenton 

So my kids are laughing at the boob shape of atoms… what would you recommend? -Bizzy

“Does your AARP card work after 6?” Matt to Kelly

Ummm… Bethany. Look how adorable that cowboy bee is. He’s got six shooters. -Matt 

I don’t mind if people know. I just don’t want to tell them. -Katy

Katy: I’m looking forward to Lilli’s pumpkin party thing… Ellie: oh, yeah! When is that? Katy: I have no idea. But I’m looking forward to it.

October 2022

This isn’t a piggy IN a blanket. It’s a piggy ON a blanket. -Jessa 

They really locked in on the gritty and not so much on the propaganda. -Nathan

The only time I’ve ever enjoyed breakfast in my life is with people. -Bethany

Sometimes I’m ambitious and sometimes I’m ambitchious, you know?  

Just because I taught you that doesn’t mean you can do it to me. -Kelly to Joah

Nathan: What’s the saying? Smoke follows beauty? Bethany: I’ve never heard that phrase. Leah: It got mixed up tonight.

Kelly: I really appreciated the effort. Kayla: You appreciated the f word?

Isaiah: is this Rivendell? Beth: No, it’s Lothlorien. Isaiah: that’s pretty close. Beth: I don’t want to nerd out on you, but they’re not. Isaiah: *I* don’t want to nerd out on you, but in the Lego game, they ARE.

I should get stats for what I just did the past 5 hours. -Lindsey

I have a question. We went to the Grand Canyon last year! What did I miss?! -Erica Eyer after getting glasses

Bethany: Are you going to be loyal to Britain or separate from Britain? Student: Who’s he? 

“I love being the troll under that bridge!” -Beth with palpable delight

There’s plenty of jelly in there. Ya just gotta want it. -Nathan 

You kept saying it. I figured you were just asking for it. -Jessa

I need my headphones so I can listen to my HP jams… -Matt

The Phoenicians have made their way into the Declaration of Independence. -Nathan

Matt: Man… that guy LOVES Star Trek. Bethany: He’s a trekky. Kelly: Is there a girl in the car? Matt: Nope. He is alone. Kelly: Hm.

Person 1: I feel like you’re really far out. Person 2: What do you mean? Person 1: Your butt is sticking far out. Person 2: It’s not a butt. It’s a truck.

I mean, I could not play in the NFL. Look at these hands. -Kelly 

Maybe - just- sober me just comes across drunk sometimes! -Kelly

Guys, just for my own security and who I am as a person… these socks are really cozy. -Kelly

If you see the level of dust here… there are at least four levels… here. I’ll dust. I’ll just before… Christmas. -Kelly 

November 2022

““Mr. Jenkins” and “onesie” do not go in the same sentence. Never have and never will.” -Mr. Jenkins

Thousands of faces have been on this pillow... I'm not a germaphobe, but that's gross. -Nathan 

We both have our roles in this friendship, mine is to bring the drama! -Nathan

Kelly shuffles through her bay in the car while everyone waits outside of the car. Nathan holds up his Bad Dad's gift card.  Matt holds up HIS Bad Dad's gift card. Nathan: LET'S GOOOO! Kelly (not looking up): It's not a race!!!

If I wasn't awake this morning- I am now! But I can't talk about it. -Halleigh

Boob tag was the least of our worries during manure year. -Lindsey 

Mom! I’m gunna get you a crock pot shaped like a crocodile. (Whispers)…… crock…. Pot. -Maddy

I have two words for you: TRAIL OF TEARS! -Maddy

I feel like if o’s are circles, A’s are squares. -Maddy 

I love all of them… except for Tammy. -Kelly

You guys probably know that snails are slow people. -Al

(On porcupines) Kelly: I didn't know they hug things. Matt: A post is the only thing that'll let them hug.

Unknown person: Interest is dissipating. Second unknown person: Interest is re-ssipating!

There’s WD-40 in our vending machine. … it’s next to the PB blaster. There’s razor blades in there. -Matt

Matt: I wanna get a can of PB blaster, but I don’t need it! Bethany: Why do you want it? Matt: ‘Cause I like it!

Quote from Lindsey after a student was complaining about having to walk all the way to the office for a color print: “It's a hard life in a two hallway school.”

December 2022

(Man playing the guitar on the street) Nathan: That’s my reinforcement job right there. Kelly: You don’t have that much swag- Matt: -or that guitar. Nathan: Daaamn.

I think my moan is much more... cow like... -Kelly 

Matt: It looks like a perfect Christmas tree. Kelly: They have been well trained.

The next item is “behavioral issues… which is… a whole big ball of intertwined things. -Lindsey

I'm really just being catfished by this lady named Deb. -Cami (talking about her husband joking that he doesn't know where she actually is when she's playing pickleball)

 My mom made me wear 12 layers. I look like Baymax. -Emma 

Jon: Right, Mr. Vardaman? Small student: No! Jon: Don't argue with me. I'm 62 years old. Small student: I'm 1000!

They came with multiple generators. For those of you who are that prepared to rock… more power to you. -Jon Foreman

Thank you for trusting your son with a rock band. -Jon Foreman

Jon Foreman: Henry, can you tell the people what song you requested. Henry, age 11: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Joah: Can I have this candy? Kelly: if you let each of your siblings eat a child.

"Baby teeth are just a free trial until you figure out how teeth work." -Sam 

I have height whiskers. They’re called hawhiskers. -Matt

It was in the morning and I was weak and I couldn't think! -Judah 

Matt sits and waits in an office for a lady. Lady: oh! Matt: boo. … I am the ghost of industrial meter readings past, present, and future.

Schmazactly. -Deven Swan

Every once In a while, my crooked finger messes with my mind. -Nathan 

Nathan and Matt are talking about raising bees. Jessa: what happened to, "we have enough pets"? Matt: we need 30,000 more, Jessa. They're employees! Nathan: EmployBEES! 

When you eat pineapple, it eats you right back. -will

For the last time, put your tooth away! -Bethany 

I'm smiling because it's a gift. I like it. (Drops it) don't read into that. -Nathan to Judah

Matt: I paid to hear the kids sing, not the vocal track! Joah: You paid?? Matt: You didn’t?!

It's color day, not lawless day. - Jon

You went hideous today. It shows! From way back there! -Jon to Teresa

Me: oh, that’s an interesting drawing. What is he holding? 1st grader: A KNIFE!

Both sides of my family are traitors. -Emma

Joah: last night [judah] said “I’m single!” Kelly: he’s not lying. You’re single… and ready to mingle. 

Kelly: those were my favorite glasses! Bethany: you’re pulling out a nearly identical pair! Kelly: these were my second favorite pair… Matt: now they’re your first favorite. 

Never trust anyone with a chain wallet. They're always hooligans. -Matt 

I’ve never been to a concert. -Robert 

There was a pothole in my rib cage! -Hannah Guerin

I asked them to irrigate your leg and lo and behold they found another rock in there. -Betty Guerin 

I will go if there’s a lunch provided. -Judah (at 3 pm talking about a 6 pm service)

“There are tears on your face! Go take off your pants!” -Bethany to Kelly on Christmas Eve

“I wish I could sneeze like that… like a little bird.” -Kel

“If you guys move away, I’m gunna KICK your ass.” -Kelly

I have no reason to have one… but I have always really wanted a t-shirt cannon. -Nathan

I’ve read that one. It’s very gay. It’s gay Harry Potter. -girl at Barnes and noble

I'm not a child anymore. I'm a 9 year old. -Judah

I often mix up my handicapped brother and famous pop stars -bethany

We should hang out in the bathroom more often, guys. -Kelly 

If I get on a kick, I can put some salsa away. -Nathan

Kelly: Matt would not fit in our Christmas tree box Ben: not with that attitude 

Really just influenza A, all up in there. -Kelly watching the Times Square countdown to New Years

January 2023

Mrs. Myers… I wanna be YOU tomorrow……. But I don’t wanna take the time to straighten my hair. -Jaiden

Emma: my goal was more organization? Andrew: (eyes get big) more????

Beth: You know what I need on my side of the bed? Matt: Silence...?

Colton. Lookin’ studdly , man. Not dressed up as me, I can tell ya that. -Nathan

Bethany: So should you stop and smell the roses a little bit Ellie: NO. Katy: roses have THORNS.

I fixed the door knob… because I’m fixy… -Nathan 

I had two dreams. I wanted a third dream, but it hasn't come yet. -Jon Jenkins

Because who doesn't want baby clowns running around their house? -Andrew Albert

Matt: aren’t you the President? (Of the 4-H) Robert: NO!!!! …. I’m the vice president. 

Belt! Thank you for helping me with big word. If it's not a five syllable word, I have trouble. - Jon

I can type faster than I can do the push button with fat fingers. -Al

It's really cool........ this is my favorite knob. -Matt

Christelle: it’s 100 o’ clock! Bethany: I don’t think that’s a time. Christelle: if you’re tired, it is.

I like everything else dark and my wife white. -Erick

Beth: Matt sticks his nose in EVERYTHING Erick: wait, is that why we’re so close?

I would much rather be murdered than theived. -Kyla (Citadels)

“For $79 I can get us out of this misery and 2 inches off the floor” -Matt

Kelly whines in Nathan’s ear. Nathan also begins to whine. “Don’t make my sounds.” -Kelly

How fertile is your candle? -Andrew Albert 

Does she want a gun? -Jill holding out the toy gun to Ellie Albert

If you turn the 5 around and erase half of it, it could be a 7. -Nathan

I have no qualms about crushing the children's dreams. -Bizzy Miner

It’s like… my mind is an antique shop of dreams… -Matt Guerin

Two should be agreeable. -Judah on how many Mario Kart races the kids should play before bedtime.

Woooooahhhhh! Do you see those moves? -Kelly playing Mario kart

Kelly: I've called her some names- (Laughter) Judah: like idiot? LillyAnn: yeah!!! Actually!!! Kelly: I did do that. We worked through it.

I gotta be totally honest with you. I don’t know what a tomato classifies as and I don’t care. -Nathan

(On Turkish delight) is it made with real turkey? -Sarah Linder

I would be the farmer in Babe. Besides… I probably would’ve killed the pig. -Robert 

Bethany: do you need some deep breathing, Emma? Emma: I may need to do some deep punching.

I became a bubble wand for a second. -Nathan 

February 2023

Give them as much time as we need! We NEED THIS CHICKEN NUGGET!!!! -Sam (taking about a team needing more time so the whole class could get the answer right- aka - team chicken nugget)

If I were to do a crime, I’d want to benefit from it. -Kelly

Travolta’s steal in’ my look. -Nathan

Kelly: I talked too much! Bethany: for whom??? Kelly: For me!!!

Kelly: If I was a baller, I'd have so much street cred. Nathan: did you have wine? Kelly: no!

I am not people in general. I am me! -Nathan

Kelly: He's really bustin’ out the tunes today. Nathan: I bust out the tunes all the time. 

When I think fancy, I think ROBERT. -Jill Carder

Bethany: What songs do they play at a k-4th grade dance Amy: Get Low. They already are low.

“Lemme see ya bark bark bark bark bark bark” (Matt singing to the tune of the Rihanna work song)

How expensive is a trained carrier pigeon? -Joah

“Who needs an ambulance when you have a tank” -Kelly

Jon: Who’s our favorite 20th century physiologist? Al: DR. PHIL!

Jon: Does anyone know the difference between the Gregorian and the Julian calendar? Students: No! Jon: Does anyone care? Students: No! Jon: Alright- please stand for the pledge.

I could eat a cinnamon roll right now. -Matt, laying in bed at 10:45 pm

 March 2023

Get outta here, shoeless Susan! -Joah playing pretend with Judah

“The smile muscles at the back of my head are killing me… ow” -Deven

“We are kinda the definition of ‘the wrong people’” -Deven

I'm not gonna lie. I'm built different with spirals. -Elias

Bethany: Type my name there. 8th grader: What’s your name again? Brittney Spears?

I made the best blob that I was capable of. -Nathan

Yoinky yoinky! -9th grader

“Your dad is actually sorta funny, but I think he lets it leak out in class and then there isn’t any left for the rest of us” -Bethany to Jessa

Bethany: Matty, why are you collecting drills?

Matt: I don’t know! They just call my name.

One time I was eating a piece of paper and I got scared because it got stuck in the back of my throat. -6th grader

I think he has ingested an entire forest of pencils. -Katie Jo

Why is holding a baseball bat so soothing? -Nathan

On our first date, my wife cost me a dollar twenty five. And she’s been a cheap date ever since. -Jon Jenkins

Science fair question: which experiment would you never want to do? 6th grader: Acrylic vs. gel Question: why? 6th grader: I’m a man I don’t care about nail polish 

30 seconds! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! -Jon

You woke me up the morning. You MULE KICKED me! Right before my alarm. -Matt

Joah tries to push Matt’s chips to the middle of the table during poker. “Hold on there, Wyatt Earp. I need those!” -Matt

Matt: THAT looks Gouda.

Kelly: Thank you!

Nathan: Cheesy pun, Matt.

Nathan: The Jays renegotiated their bedtimes the other night?

Matt: Whyyy… was their attorney not present? … was there at least a union boss there?

Nathan: They waved their rights to an attorney.

The food you’re eating is based on sadness and counseling. -10th grader

 Beth: what kind of ice cream did you get.

Matt: just chocolate. I needed to get out of the ice cream aisle… (distant look and begins to whisper)… there were some weird folks in it.

I add and subtract within twenty. That’s the math I’ve been doing the past decade. -Jill Carder

Sorry. I’ve been collecting pictures of all the cute dogs I know. I hadn’t gotten one of Watson. -Jill Carder

If you had, like, a big enough knife… could you crack open a turtle’s shell?? -Judah, miming stabbing as everyone watches open mouthed

Nathan: Jessa, would you be willing to not be a poop face?

Jessa: No. 😶

Bethany: so you’re wearing a shirt…. For if the police come… after a tornado…

Matt: yeah. What if the roof falls on us? I’ll be prepared.

(Nathan us talking about a little chick that he had to clean up that now has a bare bottom)

Matt: You should’ve called him Diaper…. Pampers. 

Joah: Pull Up.

Matt: Yep! Gotta call him Pull Up now.

Joah (singing): I’m a big chick now!

I was in heaven when I was soldering up all my miniature railroad stuff. -Nathan